A very gross first

It happens in every parent's experience at some point with a newborn... Jordan pooped all over my hand. Yup. It was disgusting. I was changing her diaper when I mistimed it all. She exploded all over my hand, her changing table and the cute outfit she was about to change into. I yelped, grabbed a handful of diaper wipes and tried to clean up, get a new diaper on the girl before she exploded again and keep her little feet out of the puddle of poo.

If my pregnancy wasn't enough birth control... A poo splatter should be.

All is well now. The laundry machine is running, Jordan is hanging out in the bouncy seat and we're listening to yoga music.